Author: Jubellant
Subject:
Signals - Feb FF Challenge
Missed the banter in Season 10 and
this just popped into my head. (Maybe should have left it there
LOL!)
Disclaimer: Just playing with the Bellisario characters
for awhile. Do not own them.
SIGNALS
Mac
was driving to an assignment with Harm.
"I can't believe
you're actually letting me drive."
"You can't
exactly pull your Indianapolis 500 stuff in rush hour traffic,
Mac."
"I don't know what's worse, highway gridlock
or inching your way around the city," she replied.
As
they passed Blockbuster's Mac had a flashback to the previous
night.
"Harm, I'm just curious, did you guys ever have
skit night at the academy?"
"As a matter of fact we
did."
"Did you ever play a female role?"
"Why
are you interested in this Mac?"
"I saw and
advertisement for 'Kinky Boots' the other night and just wondered
...."
"I never thought you'd crave seeing sticks in
a pair of high heels."
"Pardon?"
"Stickboy."
"The
things you remember! You've filled out nicely since then
Commander."
"Are you calling me fat and envisioning
me in kinky attire?.....Yellow light Mackenzie!"
"Oh,
come on Harm, I did say nicely. Haven't we reached the point where we
can drop the traffic signals, yet?"
"Not when you're
about to drive through one, with a cop hiding behind those bushes, we
aren't."
"Oh, point taken!"
Harm is
now driving on the way back from the assignment.
"Mac,
did you ever hear the one about why a marine is like the energizer
bunny?"
"Why would I want to and what brought this
up?"
"Kinky boot conversation on the way
here."
"Yellow lights Commander."
"It
was green, and I thought we were dropping the traffic
signals."
"Whose talking signals?... I'm referring
to the lights you'll be seeing if Beltway Burger Gal hears anymore
from you on this topic."
"Beltway Burger? The things
you remember Mac!.... Will I be nursed back to health afterwards,"
he asks, mentally weighing the consequences.
"Just drive
flyboy!" Mac faces the window as she hides a smile from her
incorrigible sailor.
THE END!